Why Organic Beard Balm Belongs on Your Desert Island Wish List

- Rip Bains

In addition to a few cases of your favorite beer, a lifetime supply of granola bars, and several bottles of bug spray, you might want to add one more item to your wish list in case you're ever stranded on an island.

Beard balm.

It might not sound like an essential for your survival toolkit, but it will come in handy more than you think.

You Might Not Get Stranded Alone

Sure, Chuck Noland only had Wilson to keep him company, but maybe you'll get lucky and find yourself stranded on a deserted island with a beautiful companion. Whether she's your soul mate or a perfect stranger, a female comrade beats a creepy volleyball any day.

If you're trying to keep your lady friend from disappearing into the brush and striking out on her own, you'll want to look your best. Bead balm will keep your beard moisturized and healthy no matter how long the rescue ship takes to arrive.

You'll enjoy the added benefit of feeling more comfortable in your own skin—or hair, as the case may be. When you take care of your beard, it's more comfortable against both your skin and hers.

Nobody Likes an Itchy Beard

A poorly-maintained beard can start to itch, even if you're snug and safe at home. When you're stranded on the island, surf and sand are sure to make an itchy combination, and you'll want recourse to keep from scratching your face every few seconds.

Beard balm contains ingredients that help keep your beard soft, moisturized, and healthy. You don't want to use harsh chemicals that can destroy the hair and skin—that will only worsen beard itch.

It's a psychological strategy, too. Think about the last time you suffered from a bout of itchy skin. You probably couldn't think of anything else. Every moment, you wanted to use your fingernails to relieve the agony.

Now imagine that you're stranded on a deserted island. You'll need to devote your mental faculties to survival and escape rather than itchy skin.

You Probably Didn't Pack a Razor

Even if you don't have a beard now, you will after a few days on your island. You can't will your hair to stop growing, and since you probably don't have a stropped razor handy, you'll need beard bomb to manage hair growth on your lip and chin.

Maybe you were a Boy Scout and you know how to fashion a razor out of a couple sticks and a jagged stone. Good for you! You'll still want beard balm in your pocket. It will help keep your skin and hair moisturized between primitive shaves.

Anxiety Comes With the Territory

When you're stuck on a deserted island with no way to escape, panic will likely ensue. You'll worry about bugs, animals, drinking water, food, shelter, and a host of other necessities that might not seem readily available.

When you're nervous or anxious, you're likely to repeat a few bad habits. Some people chew their nails, others pick at their cuticles, and still more chew on their lips. If you're the type to pull at your beard, you'll want beard balm to help soothe the damage.

Pulling at your beard is a nasty habit that you don't want to continue, but when you're stranded on an island, we can forgive this particular sin. Just make sure you're prepared with the right products to keep your face in good shape.

You Might Want to Grow More Facial Hair

Did you know that beards act as a natural sunscreen? They shield your sensitive facial skin from the harsh summer sun, and you'll get way too much exposure if you're stranded on an island. 

In this way, growing an even longer beard can serve as an advantage until your inevitable rescue. As you grow it out, though, you'll want a healthy supply of beard balm to keep it healthy.

We hope that you're never stranded on a deserted island — and we definitely don't want you having conversations with Wilson — but it's best to be prepared. If you're traveling anytime soon, shop beard balms so you're not caught empty-handed in some distant tropical paradise.


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